Just Goofing

by Judy (49-E-1)

There was a young man named Burt Whose feelings would always be hurt When in school each day

His sweetheart would say,

"You'd look cuter if dressed in a skirt.'

Each time he would strongly deny it And demand that she did not imply it. He threatened to "pop" her

But this did not stop her

And so he decided to try it.

She gave him a dress and high heels

And said to him, "See how it feels,

Go ahead take a whirl

At being a girl,

Then you'll see what the mirror reveals."

In a dress made of satin and lace

And with makeup applied to his face,

He started inspection,

Of his girlish reflection

And found himself rooted in place.

At first he was really quite mute

Then he said, "As a boy I'm no beaut,

I can see with my eyes

To my greatest surprise,

As a girl I am rather cute."

These two are now missus and mister,

For he found that he could not resist her.

Although strange it may be,

Just between you and me,

They are living as sister and "sister. "

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